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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the day after is always just damage control
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i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
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Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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