I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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