I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
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Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
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Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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