Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
