i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
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I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
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my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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