Its about making memories worth repressing
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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