you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
