i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
