If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
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just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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