Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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