i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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