So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
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not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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