So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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