butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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