I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
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We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
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He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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