I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
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There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
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Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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