You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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