Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
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