your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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