You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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