oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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