How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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