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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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