like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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