At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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