We should be called the Road Head Warriors
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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