Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
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I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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