I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
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the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
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Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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