I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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