She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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