No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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