so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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