He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Randomize
