we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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