Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
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i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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