i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
