It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
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I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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