You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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