I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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