I heard we made out
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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