haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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