is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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