you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
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No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
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I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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