I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I touched a dick in church today
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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