it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
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I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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