i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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