you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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