I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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