No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
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Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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