i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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