Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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