And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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