Pants 0. Shit 1.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
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I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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